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Oversized like your ego. Faded like your loyalty. Heavy like your silence when someone says, “we should talk.” This tee don’t just go on — it takes over.
Details:
• 100% heavyweight cotton — tough, like the truth
• 7.1 oz — heavy enough to carry what they couldn’t
• Garment-dyed & pre-shrunk — built to last, even when loyalty doesn’t
• Boxy, oversized fit — enough room to outgrow people and problems
• Dropped shoulders — says “I’m chill” but means “don’t try me.”
• Wide neck ribbing — because you don’t duck drama — your neck won’t let you.
Wear it to the function, wear it to court, wear it three days straight while you gaslight your situationship. It’s not just a tee — it’s a whole warning label with sleeves.
Keep Your Enemies Close Oversized Tee - Antique Bone
$42.99
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Flexible returns
Details:
• 100% heavyweight cotton — tough, like the truth
• 7.1 oz — heavy enough to carry what they couldn’t
• Garment-dyed & pre-shrunk — built to last, even when loyalty doesn’t
• Boxy, oversized fit — enough room to outgrow people and problems
• Dropped shoulders — says “I’m chill” but means “don’t try me.”
• Wide neck ribbing — because you don’t duck drama — your neck won’t let you.
Wear it to the function, wear it to court, wear it three days straight while you gaslight your situationship. It’s not just a tee — it’s a whole warning label with sleeves.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¾ | 39 | 9 |
| M | 29 ⅛ | 43 | 9 ½ |
| L | 30 ½ | 47 | 9 ½ |
| XL | 31 ⅞ | 51 | 10 ¼ |
| 2XL | 33 ¼ | 55 | 10 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 34 | 59 | 11 |